Underground Conference 4 gw
What we've got for you...
Ok. I guess you already noticed it - uc4gw once again will be an open air
party. "Open-Air? Won't my beloved PC get wet if it rains?" you ask... no
sucker. We got a huge partytent where all computers will be placed. That tent
will also contain the bigscreen with videobeamer, fucking earkilling sound-
equipment and then some stuff. Some lamers asked us "Why Open-Air, couldn't you afford a
hall?". Hell no. We don't want no stupid hall. Halls suck. Think about it ... (besides: setting up an Open-Air-Party is MUCH more expensive than just renting a hall...)
if you feel like getting a break from sitting on your machine, you can just
lay on the grass and look into the sun while enjoying your fresh drewed beer (or a hit
from the bong, if you prefer...). It's kinda digital woodstock.
But back to the story. We have a huge meadow surrounded by a forest. On that
meadow there will be the main partytent, some other tents (foodsupport,
network crew and so on), toilets, and a HUGE campfire-place (and yes, we got
tons of wood for it, it will be a HUGE fire...).
The location is far from any semblance of civilization, so there won't be
any problems with police etc. We can do whatever we want. And we will ;)
If you want to sleep, bring your own tent with you, there is lotsa free
space on the meadow.
Remember - this is the underground confernce, no fucking commercial shit.
This also means: You don't have to bring your own food or drinks, because
we will provide you with everything at very low prices (see list).
We are very proud about this part. At all known demoscene parties the foodsupport simply sucks.
You pay extremely high prices for uneatable crap (remember THE PARTY?). Well, just check our list and you'll see ;)
Now check this:
- FASSBIER (several types of fresh beer)
- 8x10m Bigscreen (approximately) oder ein Gameboy mit Lupe suckers
- Powafull Stereo (Normally used for HARDCORE concerts) [No P4 fake !]
- Room 4 about 80 computers and 189.3 doodz (-> ELiTE 0NLY)
- Room for at least 600 cars 2 park
- Toiletts
- fake-showers
- Nahegelegene Auffahrt zur Datenautobahn
- NO female organizers
*BUT*
- foodsupport done by nice girls ;)
- NO commercial stuff - strictly andagr0und
(except compo pricez & beer zponzorz)
- As cheap a.p. drinks (ca. 1.- DM coke, 2.- DM beer [+ 2 DM pfand])
- Special dealz with l0Cal PizzA Service and Döners [No P4 junk f00d]
- 24h FREE COFFEINE DOWNLOAD (coffee)
- Main party tent: ~150 square meters, videobeamer, turntables...
- chillout-tent: ~30 square meters
- campfire: 24h HUGE hardcore campfire
- drinks: fassbier (warsteiner and bitburger), softdrinks, tea, coffee,
water - everything icecold and at nearly self-cost prices.
- cooling container
- 24h food-support with different meals, e.g. steaks, fries, waffeln,
hotdogs... cheap, too.
- internet-conectivity (slow, remeber we are surrounded by a FOREST,
but it's enough to get a forgotten file or check mails and stuff)
- 100mbit party-network, TP 100/10 and BNC 10 Mbit will be provided. If you own a hub, bring it along please.
Some words about power support:
As said we are surrounded by a Forest, not by power plants and telephone
companys. This means we have to put up LONG cables from the partyplace on.
Other Partys now would tell you not to bring your own power-eating-equipment.
We don't. Bring along whatever you want (toaster, lights, elektrische gummivotze...).
If everyone gets a power dropout because of your equipment, they will just kill you and the problem is solved ;)
And again: Don't expect the organizers to do anything for you. Before the party we will do our best
to put up everything, but during the party we might prefer to get drunk or stoned just like you.
We are not your slaves, we don't get payed at all (in fact the last few parties
the main organizer had quite some open bills left after the party ended ;). It will be up to you to keep everything running.
If the network breaks and you have knowledge, help. If the campfire is getting smaller, put more wood on it.
If you see some horny girl, help her. And so on. You know what I mean ;)